so i was on twitter, reading tweets

then i saw danielle’s tweet with a photo attached to it

and then i was like

omg photos of danielle and liam are so freaking cute!

prayer circle for their wedding day and lotsa beautiful babies

when i meet her, i’ll be like

inside i’m like

questioning myself again, lyk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mi?

lettuce half a massive prayer circle 4 dis dai 2 cum, amen

tanks baby jesus

aww yeeeah newyas, til dat dai cums i’ll wait..

big it up for momma mauraz

okay so does anyone know who Jawaad Saeed is?

he is zayn’s ‘close’ cousin.

but judging by his tweets, it’s like he’s selling zayn’s name out.

just please take a look at his tweets and tell me what you think.

and i don’t really agree with what he has to publicly say and put out there about zayn’s girlfriend, perrie from little mix.

https://twitter.com/#!/JawaadSaeed

https://twitter.com/#!/JawaadSaeed

https://twitter.com/#!/JawaadSaeed

https://twitter.com/#!/JawaadSaeed

THIS MAY BE A SERIES OF NUMBERS AND A RANDOM DATE WITH NO MEANING TO ANYONE OUT THERE, BUT TO ME, IT’S ONE OF THE IMPORTANT AND MEMORABLE DATES EVER, AND THOSE SERIES OF NUMBER MEAN A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN JUST A RANDOM NUMERICAL SEQUENCE.

at first i was like

and i was like ‘JEEEYAAAAH, HOO DA MAN??’

and i started doing the nialler jig around my room and then some more celebratory dancing

and i was like ‘MEEE? OF ALL PEOPLE?’

and then i went on his bebo profile and saw how many other people commented

and then i realized for the nth time in my life, that i was just another fan

and i began backing into a corner

and retreated back into my bed

sigh, niall will never know that i existed.

TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT REGRET READING THIS.

so maybe this was what greg meant by his tweets and that twitpic. he misses his wee bro, the one that would just cuddle him. maybe he feels sad and left out, cause now, he’ not able to watch him grow up and become a gentlemen. maybe greg wonders what kind of guy is his little brother is now. are they on speaking terms? maybe he feels like he’s missing out on the normal stuff that big brothers are suppose to teach and go through with their little brothers. maybe feels like niall is distancing himself away from his true self. but then again, i’m sure that greg is extremely proud of his kid brother. i know he is. maybe he’s just missing little nialler. i wonder if maura feels the same, and bobby too. man if maura had twitter, i would so follow that milf. 

SUPPOSED TO GO FOR A SHOWER, IT’S PAST MIDNIGHT NOW, AND I’M LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR, I FEEL BROKEN. I AM TOO SAD TO SHOWER.

SUGARSCAPE KILLED ME.

MY LOVE FOR NIALL HORAN KILLED ME.

MY DEDICATION, ADORATION AND DEVOTION TO ONE DIRECTION KILLED ME.

I’M ALL OUT OF FAITH.

*grabs towel, and crawls to the bathroom*

*runs back and takes favourite nialler poster*

anyone?

okay no?

okay.

seriously?